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04 July 2005 @ 03:16 am
For the DW fans  
Who else has nicknames for the characters?

Cao Ren - Buster Beetle (and then I go around saying "I'm Buster Fucking Beetle! Kids love me!"...guess the bastardized reference and win a prize)
Cao Cao - Hampy, Destroyer of Linens (because he looks like a friend who got that nickname back in college), Moo Squared
Wei Yan - Cookie Monster (that's what he sounds like)
Xu Zhu - Tubby, Two Tons of Fun
Sun Quan - Pimpdaddy (if you haven't seen his DW5 outfit, look it up, and the rationale will be obvious)
Dian Wei - Mr. Clean
Lu Xun - Manwhore (blame GameFAQs for this one...somebody posted it and now I can't stop using it because...really, now...look at his DW5 outfit)
Pang Tong - Dan, Dan the Garbage Man
Xiahou Dun - Angry Frylock (that's what he sounded like to me the first time I heard him talk)
Zhou Tai - Woodle Man (if you don't know, you don't want to, believe me)
Sima Yi - Princess Peach (that's what he looks like when he does his jump charge)
Dong Zhuo - (It's a Me) Wario
Ma Chao - Super Horse (the very rough translation of his name...and he is indeed awesomely fun overpowered on a horse)
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Skurtchasor: Zhugeskurtchasor on July 4th, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
Ditto on Wei Yan and Dian Wei. "Lord Cao Cao, I am here to protect your floor with a no-wax shine!" Xu Zhu is "Tubbsalot," close enough for practical purposes (and you need to write more of that fanfic).

Dong Zhuo is "Captain Crunch" among our people--one of his hats from DW4 is responsible. Xu Huang is "Towely" given his headgear, though his question from DW3 remains unanswered--who lives in the park?

"Taco Lord Zhang Liao" sports a mighty mexican mustache. "Zhang Liao has arrived to tear the heart out of Wu....and grind up the meat to make delicious tacos!"

The Heavy Metal Matador: southparkrydain on July 5th, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)
Diao Chan and the Cap'n make it happen! And then Lu Bu kills him and spills the milk. So sad.

Glad you're amused by my horrible Xu Zhu story. I have been trying to write part 3 (which will probably be the conclusion) of y helo thar buttsecks for, oh gee, the past month or so. But all I've been inspired for lately is my "Xiahou Dun and Zhen Ji don't get along but then they become friends! Rainbows puppies kittens!" fic inspired by the setup of that one I sort of like. At least I do have some of that third part written. I really hope the disturbing/amusing factor will be worth the wait.
zerielzeriel on July 5th, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
Xu Huang has always been "The man in white!" (Stewie accent) after his DW3 costume, combined with the fact he was more or less Pat Hoolahan's personal kryptonite in musou mode.
The Heavy Metal Matador: southparkrydain on July 5th, 2005 08:51 pm (UTC)
I'm going to start calling him Tony the Tiger because of his line about his GRRRRREAT axe. (Incidentally, the first time he heard that, I thought he said "ass". Gotta love all the WTF lines in the game...)
Skurtchasorskurtchasor on July 5th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
My paradise...my ambition...my CRUNCHBERRIES!
mineral_townmineral_town on July 6th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
*snicker* woodle.