The Heavy Metal Matador (rydain) wrote,
The Heavy Metal Matador
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Because I can go there...and I do

Hey kids! It's time for Uncle G-funk's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Dynasty Warriors Fanfic! This is short and work safe, but it is very purposefully doofy, so I cut it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Me...Wei Yan. Me...so horny. Xing Cai...teh hotness. She...pregnant. Zhang Fei...kick ass. Maury...show. Me...babydaddy. Pay...child support. Me...sad.

(For those unfamiliar with the series: Xing Cai is Zhang Fei's daughter.)
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