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21 September 2005 @ 06:32 pm
I'm not worthy.  
Q: What do you get when you Google the phrase "bad harry potter fanfic"?

A: A link to the most side-splitting quote collection I have seen. Ever. Seriously, I only made it halfway through the list the first time I looked because I could not stop laughing and I needed air.

Even if you aren't familiar with the HP universe, you may still get a kick out of the unfortunate typos, not-quite-erotic romance scenes, and myriad things that make you go WTF.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Metal Gear Solid 3 from the living room
Skurtchasorskurtchasor on September 22nd, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
What's a songfic?
The Heavy Metal Matador: South Park - Happyrydain on September 22nd, 2005 01:02 am (UTC)
Good question. Wikipedia has a page about them and a link to a site with a bunch of examples. As far as I can tell, it's just a fic that goes with the lyrics of a song. I guess it's basically "if [song] were written about [character(s)], what would they have been doing?"
sima_zhongda on September 22nd, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
Songfic is wangsty, pity-wallowing bullshit written by emo gawfic teenagers who put their favorite nu-metal to their crapfic or craptastic fan "poetry".

Please forgive for butting in on your thread, but I hate songfic, liek whoa.
arafel on September 22nd, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
Those dark hazel eyes stared back but there was no emoticon behind them

I'm not sure if that one's my favorite or if this one is:

They were leaving the small house and were going to fly on their brooms to Road Island.

Shikgonadsandstrife on September 22nd, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
I have officially clanked masonry.
sima_zhongda on September 22nd, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
"I said a spell, and suddenly a mouth comes around his enlarged penis, only, his pants were done up, and he has head near his crouch."

Dubyah. Tee. Eff.

Oh, sweet Jesus, I think I'm going to piss myself.
The Heavy Metal Matador: South Park - Happyrydain on September 23rd, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
I've read that several times, and I still can't figure out what the hell is supposed to be going on. Doesn't "done up" mean his pants are still on and zipped/buttoned/whatever? I have a mental image of a mouth appearing inside the guy's pants and a disembodied head floating nearby. Or maybe the guy is trying to blow himself because the lips aren't doing the trick. Me confused.
silverluzsilverluz on September 22nd, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC)
How wonderfully snarky :D
Shikgonadsandstrife on September 22nd, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
In return, I found this. It's stories of an American working as a JET teacher in Kyoto. Right from the outset it's hilarious.