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06 December 2007 @ 12:29 am
More Warriors Orochi assclownery on video  
Cao Ren vs. Wei 4-X, one of the most notoriously annoying battles in the game on chaos difficulty due to awful ally morale and the need to kill kill kill like crazy. This isn't my fastest Buster Beetle solo smashfest through this battle, but it's a solid garden-variety run.

Part 1
Part 2

Sorry I don't have much else interesting to report.
 
 
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Skurtchasorskurtchasor on December 8th, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
We finally unlocked everyone and got abilities maxed out last night, but I've yet to finish a solo Chaos run on anything beyond 1 star. Although I rediscovered the joy of No's simultaneous six bomb attack....

Even though the hardcore gamers will get on your case about it not being a true solo run, you need to institute the "Wei Dance Party Remix" at the end of your next video. Once the mission is clear, mash the change character button and let the hilarity ensue. I'd suggest Zhang He and Xu Zhu as your alternates.
The Heavy Metal Matador: Huang Zhong Damn Kidsrydain on December 8th, 2007 02:02 am (UTC)
Cao Ren's teammates are Kunoichi and Orochi because BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM OMFG SNAAAAKE!!!11eleventy

I'm imagining what sort of icon could result from your suggested trio:

Zhang He: BUTTSECKS
Xu Zhu: CAN I POOP FIRST
Cao Ren: I HAS METAL UNDERWEARS

There are plans for a goofy montage including randomness like Goemon doing his butt bounce to "Baby Got Back". In the meantime, visit the Wei YMCA. Free Zhang Liao mustache ride with your stay!
Skurtchasorskurtchasor on December 9th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
I am going to wake up in a cold sweat after a nightmare about Zhange He actually doing the YMCA dance....you fucker.

In other news, I just finished a solo Chaos run with Diao Chan on Wei 8-X. I think the only hit I took was a cheap shot from Da Ji. Holy C1, Batman.

Here's the icon I'd make if it wasn't an in-joke between Anna and myself (that Da Ji is really Mistsunari's mom and he yells at her for dressing like a skank when his friends come to visit):
  • Cao Pi (in the first pose here): Hey, Mitsunari, smell my finger.
  • Mitsunari: What's your problem? And why does your hand smell like ass?
  • Cao Pi: Bwa hah hah, you should ask....YOUR MOM!

The Heavy Metal Matador: No Wai DW Buttsecksrydain on December 9th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
You're welcome. In case Anna didn't already tell you, I came across some crappy fan fic (unintentionally crappy, not written as a joke) in which "There's another victory for Huang Zhong!" was gleefully hollered in a sexual context. Once again, you're welcome.

Diao Chan's psycho spammable C1 makes her godly. I had a hard time believing what people were saying about her until I squished her a tricked-out weapon and tried it myself. Daaaaaamn.

That really is the perfect "Smell my finger" pose. You could also just have Cao Pi instructing people to pull it.
The Heavy Metal Matador: Naked Timerydain on December 11th, 2007 05:57 am (UTC)
P.S.
To make up for all the super awesome mental images I've given you...

...Xiao Qiao panty shot. RLY.
Skurtchasorskurtchasor on December 11th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Re: P.S.
If only there were one like that of Zhen Ji I am outraged at such depravity!

Do you know of any decent sources for DW/SW images? I'm going to do something very silly over the break.
The Heavy Metal Matador: Cao Renrydain on December 11th, 2007 04:59 pm (UTC)
Re: P.S.
Well...there's yueying.net, kongming.net, and Koei Warriors.

Sign up for the Koei Warriors message board so you can get to the members-only section with tons of artbook scans and cut-out renders. It's free, though you may have to wait for approval after emailing their admins. The graphics board has a requests subforum where you'll find zip files of screen shots from cut scenes and the Empires artwork viewer. Some are blurry, but they might be OK for whatever you're trying to do.